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I Hate How Accurate This Is

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You know you've reached peak programmer when a missing semicolon causes more emotional damage than a breakup. While normal people lose sleep over relationships, we're here at 3 AM staring at our screen like a detective, hunting down that one tiny punctuation mark that's been sabotaging our entire application.

The worst part? Your IDE probably highlighted it 47 times, but your brain was too busy being a genius to notice. Four days of debugging, Stack Overflow deep dives, rubber duck conversations, and questioning your career choices... all because of a character that's literally smaller than an ant.

Pro tip: The bug is always in the last place you look, which coincidentally is always the first line you wrote.

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