When The New Dev Hasn't Met Reality Yet

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Ah, the programmer's eternal dilemma, elegantly captured in just two lines! The pro: that magical flow state where you're dancing with algorithms and building digital castles. The con: suddenly realizing the birds are chirping and the sun is about to rise. 4:31AM isn't just a timestamp—it's a badge of honor and a cry for help rolled into one. The perfect representation of how coding warps spacetime around you until "just one more bug fix" teleports you to dawn. Sleep is for the weak... and the well-adjusted.

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Content Will Pearse rombulow Follow V You know how HTTP GET requests are meant to be idempotent? Well, do I have the story for you ... a while back I added WiFi control to our garage doors with little Wemos Dis. 2:09 PM - 29 Apr 2018 1,659 Retweets 2,532 Likes 61 17 1.7K 2.5K Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 The Wemos expose a simple web page with a link that says "Toggle". The endpoint for the link activates a relay, which is hooked up to the push-button on the garage door, which makes the door raiselowerhalt. 9 1 17 24 175 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 (This toggle endpoint responds to GET requests. I threw the code together in minutes and was too lazy to spend another couple minutes figuring out POST. regret) 2 17 13 Y 181 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 Safari eventually figured out I used this toggle page regularly, so added it to my favourites. Which are iCloud-synced between all my devices. 9 1 17 25 218 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 So every time I opened a new tab on my laptop, desktop, iPhone or iPad the garage door opened or closed. Late at night, early in the morning, or randomly throughout the day... 15 27 177 Y 820 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 This, kids, is why GET requests should be idempotent. 37 17 221 M 1.2K

The perfect irony of programming in one image: Person asks "I need some pointers" and the universe responds with a C++ article about auto return types. It's like asking for directions and getting a dissertation on the aerodynamics of walking. Nothing says "welcome to programming" like asking a simple question and getting buried under an avalanche of technical minutiae that's simultaneously related yet completely unhelpful. The compiler of fate has no warnings—just errors.