When A Junior Dev Joins The Team

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4 months ago 248,268 views 1 shares

When A Junior Dev Joins The Team

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A bright, shiny volleyball surrounded by old, worn-out basketballs. That's your codebase after the new grad pushes their first commit. Fresh out of bootcamp with clean code principles and zero technical debt, surrounded by seven years of legacy spaghetti that somehow still runs in production. The senior devs just stare silently, knowing that beautiful volleyball will look like everything else in about three weeks.

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