When A Junior Dev Joins The Team

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Linus Torvalds created two of the most foundational tools in modern software development and runs his entire operation from what looks like a repurposed guest bedroom with a standing desk from IKEA. Meanwhile, some guy who just finished a Udemy course on React has three ultrawide monitors, RGB everything, studio lighting, and a gaming chair that costs more than Linus's entire setup. The man literally built the kernel that powers most of the internet and version control that revolutionized collaborative coding, and he's doing it with the energy of someone who just wants to be left alone to yell at people on mailing lists. No fancy battlestation required when you're too busy actually shipping code instead of optimizing your desk aesthetics for TikTok.

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The eternal tech cycle continues! In a boardroom meeting, the boss asks about new features, and two eager executives immediately jump on the buzzword bandwagon with "Blockchain!" and "A.I.!" Meanwhile, the lone sane developer suggests, "Shouldn't we fix our old bugs?" only to get promptly defenestrated from the building. The perfect illustration of how technical debt gets ignored while shiny new tech gets prioritized. That developer probably just wanted to refactor some legacy code from 2015 that's held together with duct tape and prayers. But hey, who needs functioning software when you can add blockchain to your company pitch deck?

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