Vibe Coders When Buzzwords Meet Reality

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Vibe Coders When Buzzwords Meet Reality

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The tech industry's obsession with meaningless buzzwords gets absolutely skewered here. "Vibe coder" is just another way of saying "I have no idea what I'm doing but it sounds cool." When confronted with actual Java code (that classic Hello World program), our wannabe developer nearly has a meltdown. It's the perfect representation of those LinkedIn influencers who throw around terms like "synergy architect" and "disruptive thought leader" but would faint at the sight of a for-loop. The true horror isn't the code—it's the realization that eventually someone's going to expect you to write some.

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