Python Was My First Programming Language

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So Python the programming language is 27 years old (born 1991), but a ball python snake can live up to 30 years. Let that sink in. The reptile literally outlives the code you wrote in it. The guy's face says it all—first panel is like "oh cool, Python's been around for a while" and the second panel hits different when you realize nature's version has better longevity than Guido van Rossum's creation. Even funnier when you consider Python 2 basically died at 20 years old because nobody wanted to maintain it anymore, while the snake just keeps slithering along. Talk about choosing the wrong Python to invest in.

Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP

So apparently your programming language choice defines your entire personality now. Rust devs are caveman SpongeBob (accurate), JS devs are... catgirls? C++ bros are shredded gym rats manually managing their protein allocation, C devs are literal dinosaurs still roaming the earth, Python devs are the friendly nerds with glasses, and Java devs look like they've been trapped in enterprise hell for centuries. The real kicker? Every single one of these stereotypes hits way too close to home. Rust people really do act like unhinged meme lords while writing memory-safe code, JS devs are out here with 47 frameworks and questionable life choices, C++ devs flex about performance while debugging segfaults at 3 AM, and Java devs... well, they're still waiting for their Spring Boot app to start up. Python devs are just vibing though. Can't argue with that emoji energy.

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