When CRUD Spells Your Downfall

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When CRUD Spells Your Downfall

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Ah yes, the classic "accidental SQL injection" presentation fail. Someone thought they were being clever highlighting the first letter of each CRUD operation, only to spell out a rather unfortunate four-letter word on stage. The presenter probably didn't notice until the snickering started from the back row. Nothing says "professional database lecture" quite like accidentally dropping an S-bomb in 72-point font. Bet that slide got updated faster than you can say "WHERE clause=embarrassment".

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