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The Two Types Of Tech Influencers
Programming AI Rust C++ Vim
18 days ago 113.9K views 0 shares
The Two Types Of Tech Influencers
The eternal tech podcast dichotomy: hardcore engineer who lives in Vim vs. the polished host who hasn't touched code since jQuery was cool. Left side: Actually writes software that powers what you're watching on. Right side: Talks about software while secretly wondering if anyone will notice they forgot what a for-loop does. My favorite part? "Ran Doom on SMS Chipotle receipt" vs "1 peer-reviewed paper (removed by MIT)" is basically the two career paths available to CS graduates. The real punchline is we all know which one makes more money talking about programming than actually programming...

Medieval Tech Influencers Just Dropped
Programming Webdev
1 month ago 83.3K views 0 shares
Medieval Tech Influencers Just Dropped
Medieval tech bros would've been insufferable. "Just discovered this revolutionary 10x scaling solution called 'printing' that eliminates manual copying. Disrupting the entire monk industry! 🚀 First adopters will dominate since 95% of the target market is illiterate anyway. Classic network effect play. The painful irony is that today's tech influencers haven't evolved much from their 1450s counterparts - still hyping up obvious innovations with manufactured urgency while completely missing their own anachronisms. "We are SO early" has been the battle cry of overconfident tech evangelists for nearly 600 years.

Who Wants To Build A Web3 App
Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
1 month ago 79.6K views 0 shares
Who Wants To Build A Web3 App
The stark reality of Web3 development in one perfect image. At the top, we have the polished influencers who just talk about Web3 - pristine appearance, designer glasses, perfect beards. They've never touched a smart contract but have 27 threads on why blockchain will revolutionize toast. Meanwhile, the actual developers building this stuff look like they've been through digital war. Sleep-deprived, surviving on energy drinks, and questioning every life choice that led them to debugging Solidity at 4AM while their non-tech friends have normal sleep schedules and retirement plans. Nothing says "I work in blockchain" quite like the thousand-yard stare of someone who's had to explain to investors why their monkey JPEG isn't worth $3 million anymore.

AI Hype Wave
AI Webdev Programming Python
2 months ago 89.0K views 0 shares
AI Hype Wave
Paul Graham is out here preaching about programmers "surfing the AI wave" while the rest of us are DROWNING in reality! 💀 The meme shows what we're ACTUALLY dealing with - pathetically running basic Python repos while crypto bros are generating worthless tokens. Honey, that's not surfing the AI revolution, that's barely doggy-paddling in the kiddie pool! The gap between tech influencer fantasies and our miserable coding reality is wider than my coffee intake on a Monday morning. The AI tsunami isn't coming - we can't even handle the splash from a garden hose!

JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend
3 months ago 154.2K views 0 shares
JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Behold! The MOST REALISTIC tech success story you'll ever see! 🙄 Just learn JavaScript, and BOOM—instant millionaire by 17! Swimming pools! Mansions! All from a $20 book and some if-else statements! Meanwhile, the rest of us are debugging the same error for 6 hours straight and celebrating when our CSS centers a div correctly. The audacity of these LinkedIn fairy tales is the true masterpiece of fiction—more creative than any code I've ever written! Next week: "How I became a trillionaire by copying Stack Overflow answers!"