Who Would Have Guessed A Single Point Of Failure Was A Bad Idea

Content USER I HATE THIS PROGRAM! THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS WHO WROTE THIS WERE DUMBASSES! LANGUAGE DESIGNER IHATE THIS ENVIRONMENT! THE ENGINEERS WHO CREATED THIS SYSTEM WERE DUMBASSES! PHYSICIST MAN, FUCK GRAVITY 2010-2011 SOMETHINGOFTHATILK.COM PROGRAMMER IHATE THIS LANGUAGE! THE DESIGNERS WHO CREATED THIS LANGUAGE WERE DUMBASSES! ENGINEER IHATE BULDING THIS CIRCUTRY! THE PHYSICISTS WHO DISCOVERED THESE LAWS WERE DUMBASSES!

The classic bait-and-switch of modern infrastructure. You sign up to architect elegant systems with fancy buzzwords like "fault tolerance" and "horizontal scalability," but end up spending 80% of your time fighting with indentation errors in YAML files for Kubernetes manifests. Nothing says "I have a computer science degree" quite like staring at your screen for 45 minutes because you used a tab instead of two spaces on line 217.

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Nothing says "I'm having a great time" quite like frantically opening your laptop at a party because production just went down. The look on everyone's face says it all - they're witnessing a developer's nightmare in real-time. You're supposed to be socializing, maybe eating some snacks, but instead you're SSH-ing into servers while Aunt Karen asks if you can fix her printer later. The best part? You're probably the only one who understands the severity of the situation. Everyone else thinks you're just checking emails while your internal monologue is screaming "THE DATABASE IS ON FIRE AND I'M OUT OF BEER." Pro tip: This is why you should never be the only one with production access. Or just turn off Slack notifications at social events. Your choice of poison.

Content THERE IS NO CLOUD TSJUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

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