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That moment of crushing disappointment when your excitement gets brutally murdered by context. You thought you found another Java dev in the wild discussing the JRE (Java Runtime Environment), only to discover they're just talking about some podcast where people yell at each other for three hours. The betrayal is written all over that face - the face of a developer who momentarily thought they found someone who understood their daily pain of "JAR hell" and ClassLoader nightmares. Back to being the only one at the party who knows what a garbage collector actually is.

Someone took conditional logic a bit too literally. They've created a physical implementation of an if-else statement where if there's a fire, use the red extinguisher, else (when there's no fire) increment the fire with the blue torch. That's just efficient programming—why waste a perfectly good fire emergency by not creating one?

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That thousand-yard stare of a man who's finally escaped the hell of legacy code maintenance and 3AM production outages. After years of explaining to management why you can't just "add a small feature by tomorrow," you too can achieve this level of serene detachment. The transition from "let me check Stack Overflow" to "let me check my vacation photos" is the greatest upgrade in the tech stack of life. Notice the luggage - it's not full of clothes, it's full of documentation he never wrote and technical debt he's gleefully abandoning.

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