Too Competitive: The Dev Job Market Emotional Rollercoaster

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Too Competitive: The Dev Job Market Emotional Rollercoaster

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The dev job market in four emotional stages:

1. Mild confidence: "I know 6 languages? That's decent, right?"

2. Excited overconfidence: "30 GitHub projects?! I'm basically a 10x developer at this point!"

3. Nuclear meltdown mode: *Frantically scrolling LinkedIn* "Wait, they want 12 years experience in a 5-year-old framework?!"

4. Existential despair: *Staring into the void* "10,000 applicants... one position... my resume is probably being used as digital scratch paper."

The tech hiring funnel: where your impostor syndrome gets validated by actual numbers.

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