The Two States Of Programmer Existence

Oh. My. GAWD. This is Bitcoin mining in its purest form—the world's most RIDICULOUS lottery! Imagine being asked to guess a number between 1 and 10^22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically against you that you'd have better chances of finding a bug-free code on the first try! 💅 What makes this ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL is that this is literally how mining works! Your fancy mining rigs are just glorified random number guessers, burning enough electricity to power a small country while playing the world's worst guessing game. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 BTC and validation from the blockchain gods! The "Sounds good" guy with his mining farm is all of us thinking we're going to strike it rich with our pathetic hash rates. Honey, you'd have better luck teaching JavaScript to a goldfish!

The eternal struggle between the barbarians who use git push like cavemen and the enlightened souls who've ascended to git config --global alias.puhs push because typing is hard and typos are inevitable. Let's be honest, we've all fat-fingered commands at 2AM and wondered why our code isn't in production. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who never make mistakes—they're the ones who automate their mistakes away. Work smarter, not harder!

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Content Anonymous 072914(Tue)21:34 No. 43284913 243284988 243285295 43285370 43286016 File: 1378948966536.jpg (12 KB, 237229) Say you have a variable named Moot, and you want to find out where Moot lives You just do Moot. This returns the address (pointer) to Moot. Now say you have a pointer called Fagland. You then can do Fagland to see who lives there. Say you want to find out who moots neighbor is You take Moots address, and add one to it. (Moot1) now you just need to find out who lives there, so you do (Moot1) Did I get that right?

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