The Two States Of Programmer Existence

Developer life Work-life balance Burnout Code quality Production bugs Hobby vs career

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The Two States Of Programmer Existence

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Hobby coding is all magical wands and textbooks. Professional coding is dual-wielding firearms while wearing a bathrobe and slippers, desperately trying to fix production bugs at 3 AM. The transformation from "I'm building a cool app this weekend!" to "WHY IS THE SERVER DOWN AGAIN?!" happens faster than you can say "git commit." The difference isn't just in the code—it's in the will to live.

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