How To Revert (Or Why You Can't)

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How To Revert (Or Why You Can't)

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The note screen says it all! Regular coding mistakes? No biggie—just hit that undo button and keep going. But production database migrations? That's playing life on extreme difficulty mode with permadeath enabled. One wrong SQL statement and suddenly you're frantically Googling "how to restore from backup" while your boss's calendar notification for your performance review mysteriously appears. The irony is the undo button is RIGHT THERE in the screenshot, taunting you with its yellow glow, knowing full well it can't save you from the horror of dropping the wrong table in prod. That's why database admins have the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen things... terrible things.

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