The Sacred Martial Art Of Copy-Paste-Fu

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Content Mom, can we have GENERIC ? No. There is GENERIC At Home GENERIC At home... main() define . Array(x,y) ()malloc(sizeof(x) y) define Array(x) - Array(x, int arr Array(int)10); ?

The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no comments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content Datei Bearbeiten Ansicht Projekt Debuggen Team Extras Test 6 u 9 - 0 - SA2 py X SA2.os SFDE2E.py SFDToken.py 1 Dear maintainer: 2 3 4 5 When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 So if you are done trying to 'optimize a this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: 13 total hours wasted here 67 14 from textwrap import wrap Startelement auswi SOAP.es