The Sacred Martial Art Of Copy-Paste-Fu

Copy paste Keyboard shortcuts Ctrl-c-ctrl-v Developer workflow Code reuse Browser-coding Search-driven development Imposter syndrome

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The Sacred Martial Art Of Copy-Paste-Fu

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The AUDACITY of calling yourself a "developer" while performing the sacred martial art of Copy-Paste-Fu! 🥋 First, you dramatically open your browser like you're about to write groundbreaking code. Then the REAL programming begins—frantically searching Stack Overflow for someone else's solution. The final moves? The lightning-fast Ctrl+C followed by the devastating Ctrl+V finishing combo! Who needs original thought when you can just steal—I mean, "leverage existing solutions"—with keyboard shortcuts?! The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code, it's FINDING code. Your IDE is just a fancy clipboard manager at this point.

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