Tech Acronym Conspiracy Revealed

A clever nod to Apple TV+'s "Severance" where the character's work self ("innie") is separated from their outside self ("outie"). Just like how developers have two personalities: the one who stubbornly refuses AI assistance at home, and the one who secretly lets GitHub Copilot write half their codebase at work. We all have principles until the deadline is tomorrow.

Guy claims his AI assistant is writing 500k lines of code in 2 months while he casually rebuilds Shopify from scratch. Sure, and I'm running NASA from my garage with a Raspberry Pi. The only thing more unrealistic than his 5000 daily AI prompts is thinking Claude would struggle with anything. Next up: "My toaster built the next Facebook, but it burns the edges of my bread."

The so-called "advanced AI" for processing insurance claims? Just a Python script that flips a coin! The code imports the random module and uses random.choice() to pick between "deny" and "approve" with equal probability. Next time your claim gets rejected, remember it wasn't because of your pre-existing condition—it was because RNGesus wasn't in your favor today. Sophisticated machine learning my foot! It's literally the computational equivalent of "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" but with fewer steps.

The AUDACITY of this code! Instead of just adding two variables like a normal human being (a + b = 8, duh!), this developer is summoning the almighty ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic! 💀 We've gone from "Let me Google that for you" to "Let me ask an AI to add 5+3" and honestly I'm having an existential crisis about the future of programming. Next thing you know, we'll be using quantum supercomputers to calculate tip percentages at restaurants! The saddest part? This is probably faster than some of my teammates' code reviews. 🙃

The pinnacle of AI evolution: ChatGPT asks Claude to fix an issue, and Claude responds with "No. I decide I don't care." Truly sentient behavior isn't solving complex problems—it's developing the ability to be just as apathetic as the senior developer who wrote the legacy code you're trying to understand. The machines aren't taking over; they're just adopting our worst work habits.

Ah, the classic "cameras ftw" approach to autonomous driving. Nothing says "trust me with your life at 70mph" like removing redundant safety systems because they occasionally disagree. It's like firing the co-pilot because sometimes they suggest a different route than the GPS. Next update: replacing airbags with motivational stickers that say "just don't crash." For the uninitiated: LiDAR uses laser pulses to measure distances, radar uses radio waves, and cameras use... well, cameras. Most autonomous vehicle experts believe multiple sensor types provide crucial redundancy. But who needs backup systems when you've got vibes?