Tech Acronym Conspiracy Revealed

Someone asked ChatGPT about JavaScript's export default App; syntax and got the most refreshingly honest AI response ever: "I honestly have no idea." Finally, an AI that admits defeat instead of confidently hallucinating some nonsensical explanation about React components! If only my junior devs had this level of self-awareness instead of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers they don't understand. The robots might replace us, but at least they'll be upfront about their limitations.

The AUDACITY of this person saving code in Google Drive! The horror! The SCANDAL! 😱 Meanwhile, the rest of us sophisticated developers are just casually letting our precious code snippets evaporate into the digital void when our ChatGPT conversations expire. Who needs version control when you can frantically scroll through chat history trying to find that one perfect function you wrote three weeks ago? It's like playing archaeological roulette with your career! But hey, at least we're not using—*gasp*—GOOGLE DRIVE like some kind of ORGANIZED PERSON!

The time traveler has been spotted! ChatGPT launched in 2022, but apparently Courage was the beta tester back in '96. That old computer wasn't running Python or JavaScript—it was running pure anxiety. The irony of a "cowardly" dog secretly being the first AI prompt engineer is just *chef's kiss*. Developers today think they're revolutionary for asking an AI to write their regex, meanwhile Courage was probably using it to generate excuses for Eustace about why the farm's network was down again.

The ultimate dependency nightmare in one image! Two dudes casually sipping coconuts while their t-shirts reveal they're actually trying to initialize an OpenAI client with DeepSeek's API endpoint. It's like trying to pour Coke into a Pepsi bottle and expecting it to taste like Dr. Pepper. That code snippet is basically the software equivalent of putting diesel in a gasoline engine. The poor compiler is probably having a nervous breakdown watching this tropical API mashup unfold. The best part? That npm install command sitting there like "I tried to warn you, bro."

Ah, the AI thunderdome! While all the major players are locked in a chaotic battle royale for AI supremacy, Nvidia's just chilling with their chips and counting money. They don't need to fight - they're selling shovels in the AI gold rush. Every time these companies throw punches, Nvidia sells another truckload of GPUs. Smart move staying out of the ideological brawl when you're the one powering everyone's hallucinations. The real winner doesn't join the fight; they sell tickets to it.

Turns out copying and pasting the same AI-generated cover letter 2,000 times doesn't trick the hiring algorithm after all! Who would've thought that recruiters might catch on to the generic "I'm passionate about leveraging synergies" template that reads like it was written by a bot having a stroke? The job market's already brutal enough without shooting yourself in the foot with ChatGPT's mediocre writing skills. The best part? These grads probably spent more time figuring out how to automate their applications than it would've taken to write 10 genuine ones that might've actually worked.