Why Make It Complicated?

Syntax Variable declaration Coding style Code brevity Type inference Type declaration Developer laziness

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Why Make It Complicated?

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The eternal battle between proper type declaration and chaotic brevity. Top panel shows the responsible adult way with let a: String - explicit, clear, and following best practices. Bottom panel shows what we actually do: String a - because who has time for those extra keystrokes when there's a deadline in 20 minutes and you're already on your fifth coffee? Type inference exists for a reason, and that reason is pure laziness disguised as "efficiency."

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