The Sacred Art Of Documentation Avoidance

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The Sacred Art Of Documentation Avoidance

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Documentation? Sorry, I don't speak that language. The sacred rule of coding: "If it works, don't touch it and definitely don't explain it." Future you will figure it out... or burn the codebase to the ground trying. That mysterious function without comments? It's not laziness—it's a puzzle box I've gifted to my colleagues. Think of it as team-building!

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