The Sacred Art Of Documentation Avoidance

The five stages of grief, but for CI/CD pipelines. Started with "ci bruh" (the only commit that actually passed), then descended into pure existential dread with commits like "i hate CI", "I cant belive it", and my personal favorite, "CI u in h..." which got cut off but we all know where that was going. Fourteen commits. All on the same day. All failing except the first one. The developer went through denial ("bro i got to fix CI"), anger ("i hate CI"), bargaining ("Try CI again"), and eventually just... gave up on creative commit messages entirely. "CI", "CI again", "CI U again"—truly the work of someone whose soul has left their body. The best part? "Finally Fix CI" at commit 14 still failed. Because of course it did. That's not optimism, that's Stockholm syndrome. When your commit messages turn into a cry for help and your CI pipeline is still red, maybe it's time to just push to production and let chaos decide.

Someone really said "let's use GPT-5.2 to power a calculator" and thought that was a good idea. You know, because apparently basic arithmetic needs a multi-billion parameter language model that was trained on the entire internet. It's like hiring a neurosurgeon to put on a band-aid. The calculator probably responds to "2+2" with a 500-word essay on the philosophical implications of addition before reluctantly spitting out "4". Meanwhile, your $2 Casio from 1987 is sitting there doing the same job in 0.0001 seconds while running on a solar cell the size of a postage stamp. But sure, let's burn through enough GPU cycles to power a small town so we can calculate a tip at dinner. Innovation.

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