The Developer Attention Spectrum

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The Developer Attention Spectrum

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The perfect illustration of developer priorities. Spend hours optimizing a binary search tree? Mild interest. Configure a complex database schema? Barely awake. But show us a joke about semicolons or tabs vs. spaces? INSTANT DOPAMINE HIT. We're simple creatures who'd rather scroll through memes than fix that memory leak we've been ignoring for weeks. Self-awareness level: embarrassingly high.

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