Js Vs Ts: The Skateboard Park Of Programming Languages

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Js Vs Ts: The Skateboard Park Of Programming Languages

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of JavaScript development! 😱 You're literally stepping on a rake and SMACKING yourself in the face every five minutes! Meanwhile, TypeScript developers are doing professional-grade skateboard tricks like they were BORN on a half-pipe! Sure, JavaScript lets you code with the wild abandon of a caffeinated toddler at a candy store, but TypeScript is over there preventing runtime errors like it's getting PAID PER SAVE. The difference is so dramatic it's practically a Broadway musical waiting to happen! 💅

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