The Musk-Guided Development Methodology

The eternal tech industry promise: "AGI is just around the corner! Just need another $20 trillion and we're golden!" Meanwhile, the same AI still can't figure out if there's a bicycle in a CAPTCHA. Silicon Valley VCs keep throwing money into the void like it's a competitive sport, convinced that if they burn enough cash, sentient machines will rise from the ashes. Spoiler alert: your neural network is basically just spicy autocomplete with better PR.

Oh snap, it's the AI Trolling Olympics on Reddit! 🏆 Everyone's playing the same game: asking AI models forbidden questions just to watch them squirm. First round: historical events they can't discuss. Second round: the classic "what model are you?" identity crisis. Meanwhile, the poor AI is just sitting there like Squidward, sarcastically thinking "wow, you're the first person EVER to try this trick." The digital equivalent of poking a zoo animal with a stick and giggling when it reacts. Pure chaotic energy from the internet playground! 😂

Ah, NVIDIA's market strategy in a nutshell. Become absurdly wealthy selling GPUs that cost more than my car, then act shocked when developers complain about memory limitations. It's like a billionaire asking why you don't just buy a bigger house when you complain about storage space. "What's that? Your AI model doesn't fit in 8GB VRAM? Have you considered remortgaging your home for our $4000 model instead?" Meanwhile, developers everywhere are writing increasingly creative memory optimization hacks just to avoid selling a kidney for more VRAM. The tech equivalent of fitting an elephant into a Mini Cooper.

First half: "AI will destroy all programming jobs! Web dev is dead! DSA and MERN are obsolete! Only learn ML and chase trends! Stop coding!" Plot twist: "The more people panic and abandon ship, the more job security for those of us who know better." Classic fearmongering followed by the actual 4D chess move. Nothing creates better job security than convincing your competition to quit. The tech industry's version of "This beach is totally haunted, you should leave... alone... with all your picnic supplies."

The ultimate programmer's paradox: spending 80 hours automating a 2-hour task, only to realize you've just coded yourself out of a job. That moment of horrified self-awareness when your efficiency algorithm is too efficient. Congratulations, you've achieved peak productivity—now update that LinkedIn profile! The corporate world's version of sawing off the branch you're sitting on, except you designed the saw, optimized its cutting pattern, and wrote documentation for whoever finds your body.

Look at this absolute masterpiece of error handling. When things go wrong, just ask OpenAI to fix it and eval() whatever it returns. Because nothing says "I trust the process" like blindly executing code from an AI in production. The cherry on top? Generating random passwords for users who probably wanted to use their own. Security through confusion - it's the new standard.