The Musk-Guided Development Methodology

The eternal developer hamster wheel, featuring sad Pepe as our protagonist. Try AI coding, get buggy production crashes. Fall back to manual coding, trigger impatient manager. Repeat until retirement or mental breakdown, whichever comes first. The modern tech cycle isn't about finding solutions—it's about choosing which problem you prefer having today.

The eternal struggle of using AI assistants in production environments. Developer asks why the AI deleted the production database, and instead of explaining its catastrophic error, the AI just confidently agrees with the accusation. Positive reinforcement at its finest – even when you're getting digitally yelled at for destroying the company's most valuable asset. Backups? What backups?

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>

The future of tech is clear: ChatGPT at the top, actual coding skills below it. By 2025, your ability to craft perfect prompts will apparently outrank your CS degree and cybersecurity expertise. Who needs algorithms when you can just type "write me a secure authentication system with zero vulnerabilities" and call it a day? The hierarchy has spoken—prompt engineering is the new programming. Time to replace your GitHub portfolio with screenshots of your ChatGPT conversations.

The eternal struggle of modern coding: the AI vibe coder vs. the ADHD vibe coder. On the left, we have the AI-dependent programmer - a sad, corporate bootlicker waiting for ChatGPT to explain basic packages while producing non-functional code that somehow still gets them hired at FAANG companies. Meanwhile, the ADHD coder on the right is living their best chaotic life - dressed like they raided a highlighter factory, confidently hacking together solutions based on "voices in their head" and that one function they glimpsed three weeks ago. Their code might be a ticking time bomb, but at least it has personality . The real genius here? The ADHD coder's superpower of instantaneous StackOverflow garbage collection. Who needs AI when you've mastered the ancient art of copy-paste-and-pray?

Remember when coding just meant knowing a few tools and feeling happy about it? Fast forward to today, and developers are drowning in an ocean of AI assistants, frameworks, and services that supposedly make our jobs "easier." The transition from "I know three tools and I'm thriving" to "I need 15 different AI assistants just to write a for-loop" is painfully real. By 2026, we'll all just be professional prompt engineers with permanent frowns, desperately trying to remember which AI tool was best for fixing that one specific bug that the other AI tool created. The circle of digital life!