And It Is Only Monday

The genius wordplay here is killing me. While the tech world obsesses over "full stack developers" (those mythical unicorns who can handle both frontend and backend), this guy proudly declares himself a "pull stack developer" - someone whose primary skill is copying code from Stack Overflow and random GitHub repos. Let's be honest, we're all pull stack developers on those days when deadlines loom and caffeine levels drop. The difference is most of us don't put it on our LinkedIn profiles. This tweet is basically the programmer equivalent of "I'm not a chef, I just heat up frozen meals and arrange them nicely on plates." 5,079 likes because truth hurts, but honesty deserves upvotes.

Time traveler's first rule: check the I/O ports before packing. Nothing says "mission failed" quite like bringing a USB stick to a floppy party. The violent solution seems appropriate - that 90s computer clearly deserves what's coming after the crushing realization that your entire GitHub repo won't fit on 1.44MB. Pro tip: next time, bring a parallel port adapter and enough patience to last until 2023.

Nothing says "I'm having a great day" quite like threatening self-harm over a Git command. The beauty of git push --force is that it's basically telling Git "I don't care what's on the remote, MY version is correct" - which is exactly how you create merge conflicts, overwrite your teammates' code, and become the office pariah in under 10 seconds. The varied emoji reactions perfectly capture the team's range of emotions from "I feel your pain" to "you absolute idiot" to "wait till you see what I'm going to do to your next PR." Welcome to software development, where we're all just one force push away from a mental breakdown!

The programmer's secret calendar language! Those green squares in the GitHub contributions graph spell out "HOLIDAYS" when viewed by date. Non-technical managers just see random days off, but fellow devs recognize the sacred art of commit-graph-art. Taking PTO to complete your contribution masterpiece is peak developer dedication. The perfect crime—your manager thinks you're on vacation while you're actually cementing your legacy in version control history.

Ah, the moment you find that promising GitHub project with 5k stars, only to discover you need to compile it from source. Suddenly your enthusiasm evaporates faster than RAM in a Chrome tab. The classic developer dilemma: is this cool tool worth the 45 minutes of dependency hell, or should you just keep using your janky workaround that "mostly works"? Nine times out of ten, that project stays uncompiled, forever living in the graveyard of "cool things I'll try someday."

Someone turned Git commands into a Spotify playlist, and it's the soundtrack of my existential coding crisis. First you "Pull," then "Push It" (real Salt-N-Pepa style), followed by "Merge" which takes a whopping 6 minutes because merges never go smoothly. Then comes the inevitable "Conflict" track, followed by the desperate "Pull Request" plea to your senior dev. The playlist climaxes with "Blame" and Taylor Swift's "Don't Blame Me" because we all know git blame is just the beginning of the finger-pointing ceremony. Finally, when all else fails, there's "REVERT" and "Cherry Picking" to salvage what's left of your dignity and codebase. This playlist is basically the 9 stages of Git grief.