Every Class You Break, Every Fix You Fake, I'll Be Judging You

ide Programming tools Code anxiety Developer frustration Developer experience Syntax errors Intellisense Code completion False positives Premature warnings

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Every Class You Break, Every Fix You Fake, I'll Be Judging You

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The IDE has trust issues worse than my ex. It watches your every keystroke, ready to judge your code before you've even finished typing. Then the moment you complete the line, it suddenly retracts all its accusations like that coworker who talks behind your back then acts nice to your face. The digital equivalent of "I knew what you were doing all along" followed by the programmer's version of gaslighting. Classic Stockholm syndrome relationship between developer and tooling.

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