Every Class You Break, Every Fix You Fake, I'll Be Judging You

The math checks out. That 1% of actual coding is probably just typing "console.log" or changing variable names. The other 99% is the true developer experience - an endless cycle of staring at error messages, questioning your career choices during coffee breaks, and the silent bonding ritual of group debugging where everyone looks confused together. The 5% Stack Overflow copy/paste is suspiciously low though... someone's not being honest with themselves.

Ah, sweet summer child with dreams of "enhancing" the Linux kernel with AI. Linus Torvalds is probably already typing a profanity-laden email explaining why your brilliant idea belongs in the same category as "adding blockchain to grep" or "making systemd even bigger." The Linux kernel maintainers have spent decades perfecting schedulers that can run everything from supercomputers to toasters. But sure, slap some AI on it! While you're at it, why not rewrite the whole thing in JavaScript? Those 9 replies are probably ranging from "please read the kernel documentation first" to "who let the intern on the mailing list again?"

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The classic "fix one bug, create fifteen more" phenomenon in its natural habitat! That moment when you confidently change a single line of code to fix an error, only to unleash a cascade of unexpected side effects. The compiler is basically saying "You thought you were clever, didn't you?" Meanwhile, your codebase is burning while you sit there with that weird mix of regret and amusement because deep down you knew this would happen. It's like playing whack-a-mole, except the moles are multiplying and they've learned to use flamethrowers.