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The modern tech resume arms race in its final form. Throwing every framework, library, and buzzword into your LinkedIn profile hoping recruiters won't notice that half of them are Pokémon names mixed in with actual tech. "Yes, I have 5 years of Vulpix experience and I'm certified in advanced Purrrr architecture." The sad part? Most recruiters wouldn't even catch it. They're too busy searching for unicorns with 10 years experience in 3-year-old technologies.

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