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ChatGPT confidently declares that 9.11 - 9.9 = 0.21, which is technically correct... if you're doing math in a universe where computers don't exist. But then someone says "use python" and suddenly we get -0.79 because floating-point arithmetic said "let me introduce myself." The real kicker? ChatGPT then explains the floating-point precision issue like a professor who just realized they wrote the wrong answer on the board but needs to save face. "Small precision errors" is putting it mildly when your subtraction is off by a whole sign and an order of magnitude. This is why we can't have nice things like accurate financial calculations without using Decimal libraries. Binary fractions gonna binary fraction. 🤷

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace. 104.5k views View Upvoters ProdrammerHumor.io

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of tech hiring! 💀 You spend WEEKS preparing, nail SEVEN interviews like some kind of coding superhero, charm the CEO with your brilliant personality, and then... NOTHING . The sheer emotional whiplash from "I crushed this" to "We regret to inform you..." is the tech industry's most sadistic rollercoaster. And they have the NERVE to say "the market is competitive" when what they really mean is "we're going to ghost you harder than your ex after borrowing your Netflix password." The job search trauma is REAL, people!