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Nothing compares to that sweet, sweet dopamine hit when git blame reveals it was Dave from backend who wrote that cursed one-liner six months ago. Suddenly, all those hours debugging his spaghetti code transform from existential crisis to vindication. The commit history doesn't lie—and neither does that timestamp showing he pushed it Friday at 4:59 PM. Justice has never felt so satisfying.

When you tell people you're a "full-stack" developer, but really it's just you doing twice the work with half the expertise in each area. The top image shows the clean split between frontend and backend roles, while the bottom reveals the disheveled reality of trying to juggle both simultaneously. Nothing says "I make poor life choices" quite like voluntarily signing up to be mediocre at everything instead of good at one thing.

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