The Modern Tech Interview Gauntlet

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That desperate look when your code suddenly stops working and you're frantically trying to convince your team it was literally running fine yesterday. No git commit to back you up. No screenshots. Just your increasingly unhinged testimony and the growing suspicion that you're either hallucinating or lying. The digital equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" but with more existential dread and caffeine.

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The face you make when someone creates a 500-line monolithic class that handles authentication, data processing, and UI rendering all at once. Meanwhile, you're sitting there thinking about how those responsibilities could have been neatly separated into functions with proper single responsibility principle. But no... they just had to stuff everything into one giant class because "inheritance is the only design pattern" they bothered to learn in college. The code review is going to be a bloodbath.