The Modern Tech Interview Gauntlet

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of nighttime coding! Look at these nocturnal code warriors riding the rollercoaster of insanity while daytime programmers scream in horror! Midnight coders are literally TRANSFORMING into code-drunk skeletons fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! Meanwhile, the 9-to-5 normies are clutching their ergonomic keyboards in absolute terror at what their codebase will look like tomorrow morning! That pull request review is going to be a NIGHTMARE of "why did you commit this at 3:47 AM?!" The duality of programmer existence has never been so spectacularly represented by a haunted rollercoaster metaphor!

When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

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