Huge Respect For The Tiny Titans

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Huge Respect For The Tiny Titans

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Trillion-dollar companies running on code maintained by some sleep-deprived dev who's fixing bugs between Ramen meals. The backbone of modern civilization balanced on the shoulders of people who get thanked with GitHub stars instead of actual money. Next time your bank's app works, thank the ant-sized heroes keeping the digital elephant upright with nothing but caffeine and spite.

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