The Law Is Law!

The PHP installation process from the official website is basically a dark ritual requiring blood sacrifice and ancient incantations. Meanwhile, PPA Ondrej is the unsung hero who created a repository where you can just type apt-get install and get on with your life instead of deciphering cryptic documentation that seems deliberately written to make you question your career choices. The contrast between the official way and the "thank god someone fixed this" way perfectly captures the everyday pain of dev tooling that should be simple but never is.

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The self-proclaimed "open source contributor" who created exactly one Hello World repository and now acts like they're Linus Torvalds at a dinner party. Nothing screams "expert developer" quite like pushing six lines of code that print text to a console and then mansplaining the importance of community-driven software development. The audacity of these GitHub tourists thinking their profile deserves a resume section is just *chef's kiss* peak coding culture.

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The Java engineer pleads for his life until Thymeleaf enters the chat. For the uninitiated, Thymeleaf is a Java template engine that's supposed to make HTML generation easier. Instead, it creates a special circle of developer hell where simple tasks require arcane syntax and debugging feels like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. The engineer would literally rather face a firing squad than wrestle with Thymeleaf's bizarre attribute processors and context objects for one more sprint. Death becomes the preferable alternative to `th:each` loops and Spring integration headaches.

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