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The Real Software Development Lifecycle

6 days ago 227.6K views 0 shares

The circle of life, but make it programming. Strong men build C, which gives us the good times of stable systems. Good times make developers soft, so they create Python for "productivity." Python spawns AI hype, AI generates vibe-coded garbage that barely compiles, and suddenly we're in the bad times with weak devs who can't debug a segfault. Bad times forge strong men who go back to writing C with manual memory management. The cycle repeats. Somewhere, a Rust evangelist is crying because they didn't make the cut.

I Have New Project That Requires JS

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12 days ago 260.3K views 0 shares

You know how language learners are told to immerse themselves and talk to native speakers? Well, when you're learning JavaScript, the "natives" are a chaotic bunch of framework warriors who've been arguing about semicolons since 2009. Instead of helpful guidance, you get three different opinions on whether to use React, Vue, or Angular, a lecture about why you should've used TypeScript, and someone aggressively suggesting you rewrite everything in Rust. Good luck finding a coherent answer when one dev swears by callbacks, another worships promises, and the third has ascended to async/await enlightenment. Learning JS by talking to JS developers is like asking for directions and getting a philosophical debate about the nature of roads.

Ship Code Not Excuses He Says

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17 days ago 216.3K views 0 shares

Someone left Microsoft because they wouldn't give them a MacBook, then proceeds to write a five-paragraph essay justifying their decision with the classic "Mac makes me more productive" argument. They talk about swapping terminals like a ninja, running Docker natively, and how their laptop sounds like a jet engine (spoiler: that's not the flex they think it is). Then they complain about Microsoft's 20-step auth and locked-down internal tools—valid gripes, honestly. But here's the kicker: after all this rambling about productivity and tooling preferences, they end with "Ship code, not excuses." Brother just shipped a whole manifesto instead of code. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production. If you need a specific OS to be productive, you're not as productive as you think. Real devs ship code on a potato if they have to.

Choose Your Path!

Programming Rust C++ Backend

20 days ago 288.4K views 0 shares

The four horsemen of the programming apocalypse have arrived, and they're all equally insufferable in their own special ways! You've got the Imperative Stoneager who treats modern tools like they're the devil's work and proudly writes software that even cavemen would find outdated. Then there's the Functional Elitist who thinks "monad good" is a complete sentence and writes code on paper because actually running it would be too mainstream. The OOP Boilerplater is living his best life drowning in design patterns and creating class hierarchies so deep they need their own geological survey. Meanwhile, the Safety-Obsessed Newager has written 47 pages of documentation on how to hack an Arduino but his greatest achievement is changing his terminal's color scheme. The real tragedy? They're all using software written by the imperative stoneager because it's the only thing that actually works.

How Different Professions Handle Stolen Ideas

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23 days ago 330.4K views 0 shares

How Different Professions Handle Stolen Ideas

Designers will fight to the death over who thought of rounded corners first. Programmers? We've all copy-pasted from Stack Overflow so much that code ownership is basically a philosophical debate at this point. And GitHub users have evolved past shame entirely—stealing code isn't theft, it's "collaboration" and "open source contribution." Fork it, slap your name on the README, call it a day. The real power move is when someone forks your repo, makes zero changes, and somehow gets more stars than you.

Any Programmers In Here?

Python Programming

26 days ago 198.3K views 0 shares

Python programmers have achieved what no other tribe in the programming world has managed: the ability to identify each other in public restrooms. While Java devs are stuck respecting personal space like normal humans, Python folks apparently have a secret handshake protocol that triggers at urinals. The Python evangelist strikes immediately with recruitment tactics. "You should switch to Python bro" - because nothing says "appropriate bathroom conversation" like language wars while you're trying to mind your own business. Next he'll be explaining list comprehensions and the Zen of Python while washing his hands. Somewhere, a C++ developer is grateful nobody can recognize them by their template metaprogramming scars.

British Devs Be Like

Git Programming

28 days ago 179.6K views 0 shares

British devs pronouncing "init" like "innit" (their slang for "isn't it") is the kind of linguistic coincidence that makes git commands feel like proper British banter. Meanwhile, American devs are over here saying "in-it" like cavemen who never watched a single episode of Top Gear. The Drake meme format really drives home the superiority complex here. Rejecting the boring American pronunciation? Nah mate. Embracing the cheeky British version that sounds like you're questioning someone's life choices? Absolutely brilliant, innit?

I Use Arch Btw

Linux

1 month ago 282.3K views 0 shares

When you're just trying to write some mathematical equations in LaTeX but your entire personality is now centered around your operating system choice. The Arch Linux user simply CANNOT resist—it's physically impossible for them to have a conversation without dropping the "I use Arch btw" bomb like it's the most important credential since a PhD from MIT. LaTeX and Arch users are natural allies in the "I enjoy suffering" club, but Arch users have weaponized their distro choice into an identity so powerful it transcends all other topics. You could be discussing literally anything—breakfast cereal, quantum physics, your grandmother's knitting patterns—and somehow, SOMEHOW, they'll find a way to mention their beloved Arch Linux. The epic handshake represents that beautiful moment when two groups who both think they're intellectually superior to everyone else finally find common ground. Both require reading wikis for hours, both involve unnecessary complexity, and both give you bragging rights at developer meetups. Match made in terminal heaven! 🖥️

Imagine Not Using Camel Case

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1 month ago 235.0K views 0 shares

Nothing triggers a developer quite like someone using snake_case when they're a camelCase purist. The sheer horror of watching other programming communities embrace different naming conventions is enough to make you question everything. Meanwhile, the kebab-case folks are just chilling in their CSS files, and the PascalCase crowd is over there acting all superior. But hey, at least we can all agree that SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE should be reserved for constants and angry commit messages.

Senior Dev Core

Programming Webdev Frontend

1 month ago 232.3K views 0 shares

The evolution from junior to senior dev is less about mastering algorithms and more about mastering the art of not giving a damn. Average developer John has his serious LinkedIn profile with actual code screenshots and proper job titles. Meanwhile, senior dev Kana-chan is out here with an anime profile pic, calling herself a "Bwockchain Enginyeew (^-ω^-)" and listing "Self-taught" like it's a flex. The kaomoji emoticon really seals the deal. Once you've survived enough production incidents and legacy codebases, you realize LinkedIn is just another social media platform where you might as well have fun. Senior devs know their skills speak for themselves—they don't need to prove anything with stock photos of code. They've transcended corporate professionalism and entered the realm of "I'm good enough that I can be myself."

Self Aware Feed Or Coincidence

AI Programming

2 months ago 237.6K views 0 shares

Someone just posted about using AI to write better prompts for AI, and immediately below it is a meme calling out people who use ChatGPT for everything. The Reddit algorithm has achieved sentience and is now trolling its users. The irony is so thick you could deploy it in a Docker container. Guy literally admits he's using AI to optimize his AI usage, and the universe responds with "yeah, we need a word for you people." The feed placement is either the most perfect coincidence in Reddit history or the recommendation engine has developed a sense of humor. Zero votes on the first post vs 49.5k on the second tells you everything you need to know about where the developer community stands on this debate.

The Sacred ASCII Guardian

Programming Gamedev Unity

2 months ago 174.8K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the ancient art of ASCII cat comments. When your code is so complex that only a feline guardian can protect it. The programmer has summoned a sacred ASCII cat above their particle system declaration—because nothing says "don't touch my code" like a cryptic cat drawing that took longer to create than the actual functionality it's guarding.

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