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The duality of every programmer when family asks for tech support. First panel: confident, top-hat wearing gentleman pondering a printer issue like it's beneath his intellectual capacity. Second panel: same gentleman gleefully announcing "NOT A CLUE!" with the enthusiasm of someone escaping a trap. Third panel: the crushing realization that he's now obligated to try anyway because he's "the computer person." Being able to build microservices architecture doesn't mean I know why your printer is making that weird grinding noise. It's like asking a neurosurgeon to fix your kitchen sink because "you're a doctor, right?"

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Ah, the thousand-yard stare of a developer who sacrificed everything for the coding lifestyle, only to watch "vibe coding" become trendy on social media. Remember when we actually had to know how algorithms worked instead of just filming ourselves typing in pastel-colored VS Code themes while sipping matcha? Now some kid with LED lights and lofi beats is making 500K while the rest of us are debugging legacy code at 2AM for a fraction of that. The battlefield of tech has changed, and we're all just shell-shocked veterans wondering where our compensation package went.

Programmers will spend $150 on a gaming mouse with 15 programmable buttons but only use it to click "Run" and "Copy/Paste Stack Overflow solutions." The irony of owning hardware with more features than your actual code is *chef's kiss*. Sure, those macro buttons could automate your workflow, but why do that when you can just continue your sacred ritual of "ctrl+c, ctrl+v, pray it works"?

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