Getting laid: mild enthusiasm. Getting laid off: pure joy. Welcome to the developer life where job security is a myth and severance packages are more exciting than dating prospects. At least the severance comes with documentation and a clear exit strategy. Plus, you don't have to pretend to enjoy small talk—just sign the papers and collect your payout. The job market's hot anyway, and that recruiter who's been spamming your LinkedIn for six months suddenly looks pretty good right about now.
The Latter Is More Probable
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