Nothing derails your productivity faster than a train wreck of a Scrum meeting. You start the day full of optimism and coding energy, ready to crush those tickets. Then BAM! The calendar reminder hits and suddenly you're trapped in a one-hour "quick sync" where Dave from marketing explains his weekend plans and your PM asks everyone to "go around the room" with updates. By the time you're free, your motivation has been obliterated like that poor bus, and your morning caffeine has worn off. The only sprint happening is everyone racing to the coffee machine afterward.
The Productivity Train Wreck
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