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Layoffs Has Entered The Chat

Programming Webdev Devops

29 days ago 83.4K views 0 shares

Layoffs Has Entered The Chat

Ah, the classic tech industry contribution heatmap that suddenly looks like a Christmas tree in Q4! Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" quite like waiting until November-December to trim the workforce. That green activity spike at year-end isn't developers crushing those last user stories—it's HR deploying their most active codebase: the severance package generator. Pro tip: When your calendar invites start coming from "[email protected]" instead of your manager's email in December, it might be time to update that LinkedIn profile you've been neglecting since 2018.

But Your Innie Does

AI Devops Programming

1 month ago 100.2K views 0 shares

But Your Innie Does

A clever nod to Apple TV+'s "Severance" where the character's work self ("innie") is separated from their outside self ("outie"). Just like how developers have two personalities: the one who stubbornly refuses AI assistance at home, and the one who secretly lets GitHub Copilot write half their codebase at work. We all have principles until the deadline is tomorrow.

Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor

Apple Hardware MacOS

2 months ago 145.4K views 0 shares

Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor

The "Lumon Terminal Pro" sitting alongside MacBook Air and MacBook Pro is a brilliant nod to the dystopian Apple TV+ show "Severance" where employees use retro-looking terminals at Lumon Industries. It's like Apple decided, "Hey, our products aren't overpriced and cultish enough, let's add a computer that literally separates your work memories from your personal life!" Next up: iLobotomy Pro Max, starting at just $5,999 (brain not included).