The L In LDAC Stands For Lies

Content Colin Armstrong colinarms HTML is 28 years old. CSS is 24 years old. JavaScript is 25 years old. 10:10 PM 14 Aug 21 Twitter Web App 271 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 2,170 Likes 17 88 Navdeep devnavdeep 15h Replying to colinarms So you are saying HTML was without clothes for 4 years. 3 17 1 62 Akshay Parmar TheAkshay 14h And without brain for 3 years. 9 2 171 56 88

Content JUNIOR DEV You're able to do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job? SENIOR DEV How the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend JUNIOR DEV I've gotta say, I'm excited to be part of your firm. The product owners you have, they're absolutely SENIOR DEV Fuck the product owners

Congratulations, you've received the ultimate programmer dad gift - a mug that basically declares your father superior to all other fathers using C syntax. The code iterates through all dads in existence, marks yours as kBestDad , and relegates everyone else's to kRegularDad status. It's basically a Father's Day card written by someone who thinks semicolons are punctuation marks for real life conversations. The only thing missing is a function that prints "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" whenever you mention food.

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The punchline works on two levels of programming dad jokes. Python programmers "can't C#" (can't see sharp) because they need glasses, but also because they code in Python instead of C#. It's the programming equivalent of that joke your uncle tells at every family gathering – ancient, predictable, yet somehow still gets a reluctant chuckle from the room. Just like documentation from 2008 that somehow still works.