The L In LDAC Stands For Lies

The Ruby on Rails philosophy in one image: why bother optimizing your code when you can just throw more CPU cores at it? This meme perfectly captures the "Rails magic" approach – your app runs like a three-legged dog until you upgrade your server. Then suddenly it's "fast enough" and everyone pretends the code isn't a dumpster fire underneath. Classic web framework solution: when in doubt, blame the hardware! Meanwhile, the Go developers are in the corner writing code that would run on a calculator.

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That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

Nothing ages you quite like maintaining a Kubernetes cluster. One day you're a bright-eyed developer pushing your first container, the next you're frantically Googling "why pods evicted" at 2AM while your hair turns gray in real-time. The human body simply wasn't designed to withstand YAML indentation errors and cryptic etcd failures. For every successful deployment, your telomeres shorten by approximately 17%.

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