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Let's Unmask The AI Agents Scam

Let's Unmask The AI Agents Scam
OMG, the AUDACITY of these tech companies! ๐Ÿ’… First they're all "AI agents will revolutionize everything!" *dramatic hair flip* But pull off that ghost sheet mask and SURPRISE! It's just the same old automation workflows we've been using since the Paleolithic era of computing, but with fancier marketing! The tech industry really thinks we're all just standing here with our mouths open waiting for them to rebrand "if-then statements" as "autonomous intelligence." I CANNOT EVEN with this level of deception! *faints onto Victorian chaise lounge*

The L In LDAC Stands For Lies

The L In LDAC Stands For Lies
THE AUDACITY! LDAC stands for "Lossless Digital Audio Codec" but then has the absolute NERVE to use lossy compression?! It's like naming your diet soda "Zero Calories" and then finding out it has 50 calories per can! The shocked cat is literally all of us discovering this betrayal - eyes bulging with disbelief at the sheer marketing deception. This is why developers have trust issues, people! Nothing is sacred anymore, not even our audio codecs. The L in LDAC clearly stands for LIES.

Looking At You Big 4

Looking At You Big 4
Ah, the beautiful world of consulting firms where mathematical wizardry transforms two inexperienced interns into "senior experts" with a simple multiplication of the hourly rate. The meme perfectly captures that awkward moment when you're the project lead forced to pretend these kids fresh out of college who still have "Hello World" as their greatest achievement are actually worth $250/hour to your client. Meanwhile, the client is paying premium rates for what is essentially a glorified internship program where you're secretly the one doing all the actual work while simultaneously teaching these two how to use Git without destroying the repository. The circle of corporate life continues...

Electron With Extra Steps

Electron With Extra Steps
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You're telling me this "revolutionary" Rust GUI framework is just JavaScript wearing a trench coat?! The AUDACITY! It's like ordering a fancy artisanal coffee and discovering it's just instant coffee with extra foam! Developers spent YEARS escaping JavaScript's chaos only to find it smuggled back in through the Rust basement window! This is the programming equivalent of finding out your vegan burger is actually 100% beef. TRUST ISSUES ACTIVATED! ๐Ÿ’”