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When Your Cough Seg Faults
C++ Programming Linux Debugging
22 days ago 125.0K views 0 shares
When Your Cough Seg Faults
Someone actually filed a GitHub issue because their cough crashed their program. Let that sink in. Their biological function literally corrupted memory somewhere and brought down code. This is what happens when you code so close to the metal that even your bodily functions can trigger buffer overflows. The real question is - did they try turning their throat off and on again before submitting the ticket?

The L In LDAC Stands For Lies
Programming Android
3 months ago 129.4K views 0 shares
The L In LDAC Stands For Lies
THE AUDACITY! LDAC stands for "Lossless Digital Audio Codec" but then has the absolute NERVE to use lossy compression?! It's like naming your diet soda "Zero Calories" and then finding out it has 50 calories per can! The shocked cat is literally all of us discovering this betrayal - eyes bulging with disbelief at the sheer marketing deception. This is why developers have trust issues, people! Nothing is sacred anymore, not even our audio codecs. The L in LDAC clearly stands for LIES.

United In Audio Dysfunction
Linux Hardware Programming Debugging
4 months ago 152.4K views 0 shares
United In Audio Dysfunction
The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.