The Infinite Arms Race: Coders Vs Chaos

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The Infinite Arms Race: Coders Vs Chaos

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The eternal battle rages on! No matter how many input validations we add, how many edge cases we handle, or how many defensive programming techniques we employ—some user will find a way to break it. The universe's creativity in producing people who can crash a hello world program is truly unmatched. Every time a dev says "nobody would ever try to do that," the universe accepts it as a personal challenge. And let's be honest, the universe has a perfect win record so far.

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