Who Needs QA When You Have Vibes?

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Who Needs QA When You Have Vibes?

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When your startup pivots from quality assurance to "vibes assessment" because it sounds cooler. The elegant bear knows what's up—why hire boring QA engineers when you can have someone rate the emotional resonance of your codebase? Sure, your app might crash spectacularly, but at least it'll crash with style. Nothing says "we're doomed but fashionable" like replacing bug testing with mood boards. Next sprint feature: code that doesn't work but feels really good about itself.

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