Just One More Meeting Bro

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Just One More Meeting Bro

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of modern software development captured in one tragic highway of despair! 😱 That project manager swearing "just one more meeting" is the same energy as someone promising "just one more drink" at 2AM on a work night. Spoiler alert: It's NEVER just one more! The endless cycle of alignment meetings, standups, and Zoom calls is sucking our souls dry while that deadline rushes toward us like a freight train. Meanwhile, actual coding time? EXTINCT like the dinosaurs! Your sprint isn't failing because of technical debt—it's drowning in calendar invites! This is why we all have eye twitches and caffeine addictions, people!

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