The Documentation Rejection Saga

Content When you measure time in milliseconds Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

Content Normal programmers Here, apply that algorithm OK Al programmers You have to find yourself the algorithm WTF?

Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke 15h I'm a founder who does things differently: - Sleeps 9 hours every night - Drinks 1 gallon of water per day - Works out 6x per week - Meditates 7x per week - Reads for 2 hours each morning - Grows revenue 10x per year - Lies on the internet frequently 24 17 119 2,367

The eternal tech interview charade! HR asks if you have Git experience, and there's Stewie confidently declaring he knows the sacred trio of commands: "git add .", "git commit -m", and "git push origin master". The punchline? He genuinely believes these three commands make him a Git expert. It's like saying you're a master chef because you can boil water and add salt. Every developer has been there - memorizing just enough commands to sound competent while secretly Googling "how to undo git commit" the moment something breaks. The audacity to claim "Yes, I think I understand the nuances of this profession" is peak junior developer energy!

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Content Plan long term, develop reusable code, scenarios are coming. Nobody cares. Just ship it quick and don't break anything.