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Self-Proclaimed ML Engineer Discovers How Strings Work

Self-Proclaimed ML Engineer Discovers How Strings Work
Behold, the "ML Engineer" who discovered that Python sorts strings alphabetically instead of numerically! The horror! Next breaking news: water is wet. What we're witnessing here is the classic "I didn't read the docs but it's definitely the language's fault" syndrome. Python's sorted() is working perfectly—it's sorting ["9%", "83%", "25%"] as strings, exactly as it should when you give it strings. Pro tip for our aspiring "ML Engineer": try sorted([int(x.strip('%')) for x in a]) next time. Or maybe stick to Excel?

So Damn Far

So Damn Far
The eternal developer journey in one image. Crawling 21 miles through the desert to find answers on StackOverflow while the actual documentation is right there, a quarter mile away. We've all done it - spending hours combing through random forum posts from 2013 instead of reading the perfectly clear docs that would have solved our problem in 5 minutes. It's not that we don't know the docs exist... we just have an irrational belief that someone else's hacky solution will somehow be faster than learning how things actually work.

I Never Learn And I Will Fucking Do It Again

I Never Learn And I Will Fucking Do It Again
Ah, the advanced archaeological technique of bash history spelunking. Why waste 30 seconds reading documentation when you can spend 20 minutes scrolling through 4 months of commands trying to find that one magical incantation you used once? It's not laziness, it's efficiency... just with extra steps and questionable results. The true mark of a seasoned developer isn't knowing all the commands - it's knowing approximately when you last used the one you need.

The Documentation Avoidance Championship

The Documentation Avoidance Championship
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of junior development in one UNO card! 😱 Left: A simple choice - "Read the Documentation Or Draw 25" Right: Junior dev with 25 FREAKING CARDS in hand, looking like they're about to collapse under the weight of their life choices! 💀 Because apparently skimming through 3 paragraphs of documentation is THE MOST HORRIFYING CONCEPT IN THE UNIVERSE compared to drowning in a sea of trial-and-error chaos for 6 hours straight! Who needs sanity when you can have the thrill of random Stack Overflow solutions?!

You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read
The eternal developer cycle: spend 8 hours heroically battling bugs, refusing to read documentation that would've solved everything in 5 minutes. Then swear you'll "do better next time" while we all know damn well you'll make the exact same choice again. The sword of stubbornness cuts both ways - sometimes you learn deeply by struggling, but mostly you're just wasting your Thursday because "how hard could this be?"