The Code Reuse Catastrophe

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The Code Reuse Catastrophe

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OH SWEET MOTHER OF DEPENDENCY HELL! 😱 The classic "I'll just copy-paste from my other project" that turns into a Frankenstein's monster of mismatched code parts! What started as a simple reuse turned into a horrifying abomination where nothing fits together properly - just like Bugs Bunny trying to row a boat with parts that clearly weren't designed to work together. Your elegant solution is now a desperate struggle to stay afloat while everything is LITERALLY SINKING. The confidence-to-disaster pipeline has never been so efficient! 💀

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