The Three Language Flex

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Behold the perfect metaphor for modern software development! The QA engineer meticulously tests every edge case imaginable - ordering normal beers, zero beers, integer overflow beers, negative beers, and even throwing random garbage at the system. Everything passes with flying colors in the controlled environment. Then a real user shows up with the audacity to ask a simple, completely reasonable question that wasn't in the test plan, and the entire application spontaneously combusts. The gap between "works on my machine" and "works in production" has never been so hilariously deadly. The QA engineer's tombstone will read: "Tested everything except what users actually do."

The user, blissfully unaware, thinks they're interacting with a beautiful frontend while the backend developer lurks behind the scenes making everything actually work. The frontend gets all the praise for being pretty, while the backend carries the entire application on its shoulders. Tale as old as time: users only care about what they can see, not the complex machinery keeping the whole operation from imploding. That backend developer's face says it all - "You're welcome for making this thing functional while the frontend gets all the credit."

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Ah, the classic job application form designed by someone who clearly never met a developer in their life. Asking "How many years of experience do you have in PHP?" and offering only "Yes" or "No" as options is peak recruiter intelligence. It's like asking "How tall are you?" and the only answers are "Pizza" or "Tuesday." The form creator probably thinks PHP is some kind of exotic pet or a new cryptocurrency. The "My favourite numbers" title at the bottom just completes the absurdity. Clearly, the correct answer is "No" because any self-respecting developer's years of PHP experience should be measured in sighs and existential crises, not integers.

Content 17. You Retweeted Ben Awad benawad You're 25. You work on legacy code at a startup with founders who are 28. You haven't seen a single unit test since 2014 and daily standup takes an hour. You stick around for a few years and learn nothing. Company eventually dies and you're almost 30 still coding angular. js 2:00 PM 2022-08-21 Twitter Web App 166 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 2,326 Likes 17 1 ProdrammerHumor.io