The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye

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The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

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