The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye

Software engineering Technical debt Software development Code review Quality assurance Corporate life Compliance Development practices Skepticism Auditing

Programming Debugging Testing Devops Agile

3 months ago 132,838 views 0 shares

The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye

code-review-memes, auditing-memes, compliance-memes, software-development-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

More Like This

The Law Of Rustification

Programming Webdev Rust

6 months ago 181.5K views 0 shares

The Law Of Rustification

STOP EVERYTHING! The Rust evangelists have struck again! 🚨 You haven't even fixed your CSS bugs, but suddenly you're possessed with the BURNING DESIRE to rewrite LITERALLY EVERYTHING in Rust because memory safety is your personality now. Who cares if your project works fine? That ancient C codebase powering the internet for decades? Trash it! Your perfectly functional Python API? GARBAGE! The compiler errors will cleanse your soul as you sacrifice months of productivity at the altar of zero-cost abstractions! It's not a programming language, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE!

Congratulations, you are now a scheduled task

Programming

3 years ago 31.3K views 0 shares

Congratulations, you are now a scheduled task | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you realize that jerk in the office does exclusively repetitive, scriptable tasks I'm about to eno is man's whole career

What do you think?

Programming

2 years ago 31.9K views 0 shares

What do you think? | code-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, lines of code-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHO WOULD WIN? a computer program with millions of lines of code one CURLYBOY with no friend solitt Stunt rayfronstring(S( cause unique (arras this.trigger("click e;b c.7 ser logged") vall

Backend Developers Meeting CSS For The First Time

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

5 months ago 182.8K views 1 shares

Backend Developers Meeting CSS For The First Time

Spent years building robust backend systems with proper architecture, only to be humbled by frontend development where apparently everything is "for babies." Nothing prepares you for the existential crisis of realizing your complex microservices are worthless if users can't click a button that's properly centered. The kid at the bottom is all of us after a week of trying to align divs with CSS. You start questioning your life choices when a simple margin: auto refuses to work for reasons beyond mortal comprehension.

Social engineering

Programming Linux Frontend Backend

4 years ago 65.2K views 0 shares

Social engineering | software-memes, code-memes, development-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, engineering-memes, git-memes, github-memes, security-memes, string-memes, bitcoin-memes, release-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Taylor Hornby DefuseSec - 20 godz DF mI giVe 100 USD to anyone who can trick me into inserting the string "BackdoorPoC Twitter" into a release of any of my software projects 17 72 78 Steve Sc00bzT - 19 godz DefuseSe You should put this challenge on your website. 43 47 122 Taylor Hornby DefuseSec - 19 godz DFI ScOObzT Good idea, added it to this page: defuse.casecurity-conta... 47 38 38 Steve ScOObzT DefuseSec Did I just win? DFI defusedefuse.ca The source code to my defuse. ca website. Contribute to defuse.ca development by creating an account on GitHub. github.com Obserwuj PODANYCH DALEJ POLUBIENIA 145 451 16:30 - 12.05.2016 17 DFI Taylor Hornby DefuseSec 19 godz. ScOObzT FUCK. What's your paypalbitcoin? 32 166 View other replies Steve Sc00bzT - 19 godz. DefuseSec are you going to defcon because I'lI settle for just a beer. 17 1 18

The Need For Commit Speed

Programming Devops Git

3 months ago 169.5K views 1 shares

The Need For Commit Speed

Behold the ULTIMATE time-saving technique that separates the coding peasants from the keyboard royalty! 💅 Why waste precious milliseconds typing "changes" correctly when you can just slam "chnages" into your commit message and save enough time to... I don't know... contemplate your life choices? The sheer AUDACITY of those who meticulously spell-check their commit messages! Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 3023 with our typo-driven development methodology. Future historians will study this revolutionary approach!