The 30 year-old OOPer

[text] The 30 year old OOPer Project has 412 folders 13571 classes and not a single If statement because If statements are unclean literally unreadable spaghetti D.R.Y. fundamentalist except for the 500 near identical overload methods Begins each new project with PrimordialSpaceTimeFabric implements IExistable as a base class for everything else BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory baseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfigu ratorStrategyFactory new BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory His 6 cats are named Public Static Void Main String and Args m gonna m gonnainject a DEPENDENCYYYYYYYYYYYY