if statement Memes

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Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

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Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, ... Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence" is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

First year if statement

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We seriously have to have THIS debate again? (You know the right answer).

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We seriously have to have THIS debate again? (You know the right answer). | code-memes, apple-memes, if statement-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Code the keywords for an elif statement. script.py topping "pepperoni" if topping "pineapple": print( "Request denied.") elif topping "pepperoni": print "Request accepted.") Output Request accepted.

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Itsokayguystheyfixed It

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itsokayguystheyfixedIt | code-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ios-memes, string-memes, if statement-memes, authentication-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, release-memes, c#-memes, source code-memes, private-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Jeroen Frijters JeroenFriters 1d The Dutch government was forced to release the source code of their DigiD digital authentication iOS app. It is written in C. github.comMinBZKwoo-bes... private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) if percentage return "0000000000"; if percentage 0.0 88 percentage 0.1 000000000"; coercentage 1 percentage 0.2) 00000000"; percentas percentage 0.3) 0000": Goercented percentage 0.4) 00" (bercentag ntage 0.5) (bercentag 0.6) percentage 0.7) if (percentage return nancentage percentage 0.8) 00000"; ?? pencentage 0.9) return return la 1.3M O 308 171.196 0 6.678 tyrannoSaurav TyrannoSaurav Replying to JeroenFrijters Ahh I see the problem is that there are too many if statements. Here's a solution implementing binary search in O(log n) private static string GetPercentageRounds double percentage) if (percentage 66 percentage 0.5) f if (percentage 0.2) if (percentage 0.1) if (percentage return return 0000"; 0000"; return c0000": if (percentage 0.4) S if (percentage 0.3) return 000000"; return 00000": return if (percentage 0.5 86 percentage 0.9) if (percentage 0.7) if narcentare return return if (perceptage return return

It do be like that

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It do be like that | web-memes, if statement-memes, IT-memes, div-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Game dev "With enough if statements, math, and graphics I can create anything" Web dev "Why won't the div be centered"

its okay guys they fixed it!

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Content Jeroen Friters JeroenFriters 1d The Dutch government was forced to release the source code of their DigiD digital authentication iOS app. It is written in C. github.comMinBZKwoo-bes... private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) if (percentage 0) return "0000000000"; if (percentage 0.0 percentage 0.1) "0000000000"; if (percentage 0.1 percentage 0.2) return 100000000"; iF percentage 0.2 8 percentage 0.3) hOrunn 00000000"; if (percentage 0.3 percentage 0.4) norunr 0000000"; if (percentage 0.4 percentage 0.5) 00000": if (percentage 0.5 8 percentage 0.6) returr 00000000"; if (percentage 0.6 percentage 0.7) returr if (percentage 97 percentage 0.8) if (percentage 0.8 8 percentage 0.9) noturn "I return "0000000000"; da 1.3M O308 171,196 9 6,678 tyrannoSaurav TyrannoSaurav Replying to JeroenFriters Ahh I see the problem is that there are too many if statements. Here's a solution implementing binary search in O(log n) private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) if (percentage 0 6 percentage 0.5) if (percentage 0.2) if (percentage 0.1) S if (percentage 0) return "0000000000"; return "0000000000"; return 000000000"; if (percentage 0.41 if (percentage 0.3) return 00000000"; return 00000000"; return "0000000000": if (percentage 0.5 66 percentage 0.9) if (percentage 0.7) if (percentage 0.6 return return 000": 300". if (percentage 0.8) return return return

Professor teaching us to write 12 nested if statements

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Professor teaching us to write 12 nested if statements | if statement-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Good luck debugging this

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Content I'M A SNEAKY FOX SNEAKED IN YOUR HOUSE SAT ON YOUR COUCH ATE YOUR PASTA Added a semicolon after your if statement Li Chen cxocomics.com

had the toughest IF statement of my life yesterday

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had the toughest IF statement of my life yesterday | programmer-memes, program-memes, if statement-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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It's slightly different

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It's slightly different | programmer-memes, program-memes, if statement-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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its okay guys they fixed it!

Professor teaching us to write 12 nested if statements

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had the toughest IF statement of my life yesterday

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