When They Start Explaining The Command Line Before You Can Walk

Content 9:06 M 00 G Front Desk a Q: I'm on my way 8:24 PM Good news! I've created a script that automatically sends a notification that the checks have arrived at the hotel. Just double click the script and don't touch anything for 30 seconds and it'll let me know when the checks have arrived and I'II let the group chat know about it. That's dumb. All you need to do is just call the hotel or text someone there's no need for all the unnecessary shit. It's two clicks. It's literally easier and faster. Honestly I don't care. I'm never going to use it. Ima still call or text whoever's working. Mine goes directly to my account so I don't need to be checking 32 min Text message ProdrammerHumor.io

The legendary editor wars have found common ground! Vim and Emacs users—sworn enemies since the dawn of computing—finally unite over their shared disdain for Nano. It's like finding out that Batman and Joker both hate karaoke. For the uninitiated: Vim demands arcane keyboard combinations that make your fingers do gymnastics. Emacs requires more modifier keys than there are stars in the galaxy. Meanwhile, Nano just sits there with its friendly interface and helpful shortcuts at the bottom, committing the cardinal sin of being... accessible . The tweet response "I knew there'd be a day when we could unite" is the perfect cherry on top of this decades-long rivalry finding its true common enemy—simplicity.

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SWEET MOTHER OF SKILL REQUIREMENTS! Left side: an absolute APOCALYPSE of tech logos - AWS, Docker, Kubernetes, Linux, security certifications, and about 47 other technologies that no human could possibly master in one lifetime. Right side: Excel. Just... Excel. Because apparently after demanding you be a cybersecurity ninja, cloud architect, and full-stack developer with 20 years of experience in 3-year-old technologies, what they ACTUALLY need is someone who can make a pivot table. The tech industry is having an absolute identity crisis and I'm here for the chaos! 💀

Content When I click on this button, the application crashes. Well, don't click on it anymore The user The programmer

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K