When They Start Explaining The Command Line Before You Can Walk

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When They Start Explaining The Command Line Before You Can Walk

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Starting them on sudo rm -rf / before they can even hold their own bottle. That kid's going to be compiling kernels before kindergarten. The facial expression says it all - "Dad, I just wanted Cocomelon, not a lecture on bash scripting." Next week: Docker containers as building blocks.

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