Esoteric languages Memes

The programming language family drama we never asked for but definitely deserve! Your crush codes in Python (easy, flexible, popular), but her dad is a C++ veteran (strict, powerful, intimidating). Meanwhile, her brother's over there with Java (corporate, verbose), and her crush is into Rust (modern, safe, hipster-approved). And there's you... coding in Brainfuck, the programming equivalent of communicating exclusively through hieroglyphics and morse code combined. Nothing says "I'm technically brilliant but make questionable life choices" quite like mastering a language made of nothing but plus signs, brackets, and dots. The dating pool in computer science just got exponentially more complicated!