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Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code
Programming C++
22 days ago 181.6K views 0 shares
Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code
When you're told to learn a new programming language and it's just C with a silly little hat on. "skibidi main", "yapping", "bussin" - seriously? This is what happens when the marketing team decides they need to make programming "hip with the kids." Next they'll have us writing yeet_exception() and no_cap_boolean . At this point, just embrace the chaos and wait for the TikTok programming language where all variables must be declared with dance moves.

Error Handlers: Where Developers Hide Their Trauma
C++ Programming Debugging Testing
3 months ago 212.9K views 0 shares
Error Handlers: Where Developers Hide Their Trauma
This code is peak developer therapy. When your C++ program crashes, it doesn't just fail silently—it vents . The first handler randomly blames an imaginary esoteric language (malbolge, brainfuck, or lisp) for your problems, while the second handler perfectly captures the existential dread of pointer manipulation. The comment "TODO: add more languages to make fun of" is the cherry on top—because even in our error handlers, we maintain a proper backlog. The developer who wrote this has clearly reached the "humor as coping mechanism" stage of programming.

Programming Language Family Drama
Programming Rust C++ Python Java
6 months ago 252.4K views 0 shares
Programming Language Family Drama
The programming language family drama we never asked for but definitely deserve! Your crush codes in Python (easy, flexible, popular), but her dad is a C++ veteran (strict, powerful, intimidating). Meanwhile, her brother's over there with Java (corporate, verbose), and her crush is into Rust (modern, safe, hipster-approved). And there's you... coding in Brainfuck, the programming equivalent of communicating exclusively through hieroglyphics and morse code combined. Nothing says "I'm technically brilliant but make questionable life choices" quite like mastering a language made of nothing but plus signs, brackets, and dots. The dating pool in computer science just got exponentially more complicated!