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Baby's First Line Of Code

Baby's First Line Of Code
Ah, the sacred ritual of a programmer's firstborn uttering "Hello World!" instead of actual baby sounds. That parent's face in the last panel? That's the look of someone who knows their kid is destined for a lifetime of debugging other people's spaghetti code and explaining to clients why adding that "small feature" will take three weeks. The sunglasses are just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "future Stack Overflow dependent" like pixel shades. Congrats, you've created another soldier for the eternal war against syntax errors.

I Just Made My First C Program :D

I Just Made My First C Program :D
Behold, the classic "I just learned programming" approach to checking if a number is even or odd! Instead of using the modulo operator ( n % 2 == 0 ), our brave beginner has hardcoded every possible case from 0 to 25. It's like building a dictionary to look up what 2+2 equals instead of just adding the numbers. This is the programming equivalent of bringing a printed map of every street in the country instead of using GPS. The best part? This code technically works... until someone enters 26.

Return To Monke: The Hello World Paradox

Return To Monke: The Hello World Paradox
The intimidating gorilla staring into your soul represents the crushing reality that faces every programmer - no matter how advanced you become, how many frameworks you master, or how many years you spend in the industry, you'll still find yourself Googling the syntax for "Hello World" in whatever language you're using. It's that humbling moment when you've architected complex systems but still can't remember if it's print() , console.log() , System.out.println() , or fmt.Println() . The primal rage in those gorilla eyes is just your inner impostor syndrome wondering how you still have a job.

When Your "AI Research" Is Just Keyboard Spam

When Your "AI Research" Is Just Keyboard Spam
Ah, the classic "I'm totally using AI for good" starter pack! This Python script is basically what happens when someone says they're learning programming to "solve world problems" but then immediately creates a keyboard spammer that runs for 60 seconds. The code automatically types a rather inappropriate word followed by pressing enter, over and over again. It's the digital equivalent of that kid who discovered they could annoy everyone by repeatedly pressing the same piano key. The irony of importing random but not using it anywhere is just *chef's kiss* - peak "I just learned programming" energy. Nothing says "advanced AI researcher" like a script that spams offensive words into whatever window you point it at.

Coder From The Kindergarten

Coder From The Kindergarten
Born to code! That baby just skipped "mama" and "dada" and went straight to the universal programmer greeting. The mother's disappointed face says it all - another soul lost to the void of semicolons and stack overflow questions before they even learned to use a sippy cup. Destiny calls, and this infant answered with perfect syntax. The family wanted a doctor, but they're getting a night owl who'll survive on energy drinks and imposter syndrome.

How To Prove You're A Programmer

How To Prove You're A Programmer
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of being held at gunpoint and your only salvation is to frantically scream "Hello world" like it's some magical incantation! ๐Ÿ’€ The soldiers are like "PROVE YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER OR DIE" and this poor soul's entire identity boils down to the ONE thing every programmer learns on day one. Not algorithms. Not data structures. Just the sacred "Hello world" print statement that's basically the secret handshake of our cult. Imagine your life hanging by the thread of a print statement. The AUDACITY! The HORROR! Yet so tragically accurate for our profession!

When Your Code Is So Bad It Breaks Your Friend

When Your Code Is So Bad It Breaks Your Friend
Your friend wasn't speechless because your code was good. They were having an existential crisis watching you check 95 individual age values instead of using a simple comparison operator. It's like building a staircase one pebble at a time when you could just use a ramp. That moment when if age >= 18 would've saved you 90 lines of code and your dignity. But hey, at least you're thorough!

Hip Hip Array! The Amazing Loop

Hip Hip Array! The Amazing Loop
Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.