Sweet Catharsis Of Power

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Sweet Catharsis Of Power

recruiters-memes, linkedin-memes, jobhunting-memes, developers-memes, techjobs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That glorious moment of power when a LinkedIn recruiter messages you about an "exciting opportunity" while you're comfortably employed. Suddenly you're no longer the desperate peasant begging for scraps—you're aristocracy, looking down your powdered nose at their "competitive salary" and "ping pong tables." The tables have turned, and now you get to ghost them after a single conversation. Revolutionary!

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