Sweet Catharsis Of Power

Content PAIR PROGRAMMING? ARE YOU CRAZY? IT WOULD HALVE THE PRODUCTIVITY OF THE TEAM! TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL ALRIGHT, LET'S DO A FOUR HOURS MEETING. EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY MUST ATTEND.

Left-handed developers watching right-handed developers use keyboard shortcuts be like... 😑 When you're coding with your sinister hand and realize all the ergonomic keyboard shortcuts (Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V) require finger gymnastics that would make a contortionist quit. Meanwhile, right-handed folks are copying and pasting with the efficiency of a factory robot. No wonder 10% of programmers have contemplated learning Vim just to rebind those keys to something that doesn't require dislocating three fingers simultaneously!

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Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.

Content When I spend 2 hours trying to optimize my code to make it run faster and the result runs 8x slower than the original. AM I DISABLED?