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Sweet Catharsis Of Power
Programming
4 days ago 57.0K views 0 shares
Sweet Catharsis Of Power
That glorious moment of power when a LinkedIn recruiter messages you about an "exciting opportunity" while you're comfortably employed. Suddenly you're no longer the desperate peasant begging for scraps—you're aristocracy, looking down your powdered nose at their "competitive salary" and "ping pong tables." The tables have turned, and now you get to ghost them after a single conversation. Revolutionary!

Pay-To-Prompt: The Ultimate Career Opportunity
AI Programming
18 days ago 95.4K views 0 shares
Pay-To-Prompt: The Ultimate Career Opportunity
Ah, the pinnacle of career advancement! Not only do you get to work for free crafting AI prompts, but you also have the privilege of paying $500 weekly for the honor. It's basically like an expensive gym membership where instead of building muscles, you build... absolutely nothing for yourself. The modern tech equivalent of "pay-to-play" has evolved into "pay-to-work." Next up: oxygen subscription services where breathing at your desk requires a premium tier membership.

When I Decided To Write A Resume
AI Webdev Programming
1 month ago 83.8K views 0 shares
When I Decided To Write A Resume
The resume evolution nobody asked for but everyone's doing! First panel: Winnie the Pooh looking unimpressed at "Copy and paste from ChatGPT" like it's beneath him. Second panel: Fancy tuxedo Pooh looking smugly sophisticated about "AI-driven development" – which is literally the same thing but with a corporate buzzword makeover. It's that classic developer move of rebranding something basic as something revolutionary. "No no, I'm not just asking AI to write my code... I'm leveraging neural architecture for optimized development workflows ." 💼✨

The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
Programming
1 month ago 91.3K views 0 shares
The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these LinkedIn recruiters! One minute they're sliding into your DMs with "I found your profile IMPRESSIVE" and the next—POOF!—they vanish into thin air the SECOND you dare ask about compensation! 💸 It's like watching a magician perform the world's fastest disappearing act, except the only thing being sawed in half is your patience! The recruiter's ghost game is STRONGER than their actual recruiting skills! And don't even get me started on the "competitive salary" nonsense... competitive with WHAT? A part-time job at the dollar store?!