It's Not Theft If You Call It AI Training

The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme hitting us with the painful truth! 💀 First we've got programmers being called out for our sacred StackOverflow copy-paste rituals, then ChatGPT swoops in with that smug "Can you?" question like it's not ALSO just regurgitating code it learned from humans! And that final panel? That's literally all of us having our existential crisis when we realize AI might actually be coming for our jobs! The circle of theft is complete and we're all just sitting here contemplating our career choices while GitHub Copilot writes our next function. I can't even!

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!

Claiming you've been using ChatGPT since 1996 is like saying you had WiFi in the Middle Ages. For the youngsters: that's Courage the Cowardly Dog typing on a chunky beige PC from when the internet made dial-up sounds that haunted your nightmares. Back then, "AI assistance" meant asking your roommate if they remembered the syntax for a for-loop while they were in the shower. The closest thing to ChatGPT was probably Clippy, and even he couldn't help you reverse a binary tree.

Terminal users rejecting the simple ls command in favor of the more verbose $~ Show me the contents of the folder is peak AI prompt era nonsense. Next thing you know they'll be typing "Please, kind terminal, would you be so gracious as to display all hidden files" instead of ls -la . The efficiency is just... gone.