It's Not Theft If You Call It AI Training

Ah, the legal loophole of our generation. Guy's literally stealing artwork while wearing a ski mask, but slap "AI training" on it and suddenly it's a legitimate business strategy. The fine print is just *chef's kiss* - "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs." Nothing says innovation like rebranding burglary as "unsupervised learning from physical datasets." The UK Government seal really ties the whole dystopian vibe together. Just waiting for the next heist movie where instead of "This is a robbery," they announce "We're conducting a data acquisition exercise for our neural network."